right now...i want a slave damn badly. he only has a few things to do really.

1. he should carry my laptop around for me. and the contents of my bag when it's really heavy. my bag should be carried by me.

2. send me around when i'm really really tired.

3. shower me with tubs of rum n raisin.

4. and tau huey, when i want it.

see. such simple wants.

Lord, give me a robot. Please. Amen.