i don't think i can protect the identity of this friend. i mean...my new phone's cam (SHOW OFF SHOW OFF) happens to be damn clear. well, for simplicity's sake, lets call her jasmine's sis.

imagine - ur sis waited for u at the airport for 1/2 hr and welcomed you with a welcome note (altho its written at the back of her lect notes...and is in actual fact, half-done), u'd prob drown her with ur love.

imagine - ur sis blowing up dozens of balloons for you, listening to you whine, stayed up the whole night to prepare a surprise for you, u'd prob smother her with ur hugs. (actually, im not sure if it's the same sister...but i suspect it is)

well...that's jasmine's sis. she's quite a sweet soul. really. she does really sweet things that would make people smile. (jasmine. appreciate her.)

BUT as we all know, there are ALWAYS many facets to someone.

so as much as jasmine's sis is sweet, she is one heck of a.... (i can't find a word)

when jasmine's sis is driving...she spews..okay, peppers, her sentences with..colourful nouns. (are vulgarities nouns?)
an example would be "ta ma de, what is that guy trying to do?"
another example would be "ehhhh FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!" (okay, i doubt thats a noun.)

and when jasmine's sis drives, she likes to talk to cars. or maybe the drivers, in their cars. (do not doubt her intelligence. she is AWARE that they cannot hear her).
doubt her sanity.

and jasmine's sis likes to pretend that she is demure. honestly, wearing a pink dress with a mustard (is there such a colour? such things look better on hotdogs anyway) sweater REALLY does make her look demure. demure and girly.
but she spoilt it all the moment she told someone to shut up.
THEN she proceeded to exclaim to the world at large that she is, in fact, a nice little girl.
i really liked the contradictory action and declaration.

jasmine's sis is damnnnnnnn random. really seriously damn random. she's so random. but i like her random-ness. cos her lil random comments make me happy. unlike some other random random-ness, which only constitute as a fleeting moment in life.

n jasmine's sis is funny. you can't really determine and agree with this unless you know her. i mean, whoever bursts into a room and poses with a half-done welcome note written on the back of HER LECTURE NOTES?
(look...we could say that she studies, i mean..she has her lecture notes with her at the airport..but..............is that how she uses her lecture notes? tsk! so much for studying ahhhhhh)

n ppl are JEALOUS of me cos i'm jasmine's sister's friend. *SMIRK*

i love you, kalyn! (sorry, i mean, there really wasn't a neeed to hide ur identity. u look so gleeful! not like the hiding ninja who acts mysterious!)