Friday, April 07, 2006


okay..so the unknown thing of a huay ching...or as zah lks to call her huay emily rose ching............read the stupid entry during crim law..n decided to snigger cos she realises how ghostly she is! it wasn't really sniggering...it was more lk stifling laughter.
but anyhow...she decided that i should load a pic to show the world that she's merely half a ghostly entity, and is actually, quite capable of showing up completely as a solid in pictures. so there you are, world. the exclusive pic of us making up. HAHHA. n making out.
ohhhhhhhh. life!
i had macs in sch this morning. n this is evidence of how i was discriminated against. my bread is sooooo much smaller than lyn's larrrrrrrrrrr. but its okay. i'm strong. i can withstand such...discrimination.

Thursday, April 06, 2006




i told dan i'll load pics that are scarier. seeeeee. huay ching has a fuzzy outline. i suspect i've been talking to some non-existent ... thing. think emily rose. creepy. emily rose huay ching.....


eh anywayyyy...in order to satisfy this...unknown thing of a huay ching...i shall tell the world that i've a 71% win rate at solitaire showdown.
according to lionel chew, some guy will chance upon my blog...n realise my potential for gaming...and then propel me to superstardom in the solitaire showdown realm.
and zah agreed... because she said that Singapore is aiming to be gaming center anyway. I'M SO SURE.



but anyhow. yes. i am THAT loser. to have a 71% win rate at solitaire showdown. omg. i really have nothing better to do than to play online games lar. wth...... my life is really damn sad. i need friends.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

i was asked if i was caned before, because it doesn't really make sense for me to be spoilt and bratty if i was actually caned.



for all you kpo & curious kids...i was caned. in fact, i was chased out of my house!



the only reason why i'm so bratty now, is cos i only started whining and demanding AFTER they stop caning me.



i was a guai kid. so they thought i'll turn out meek as a lamb.



tooooo bad. hahahaha..anyway..i've been spoilt by many ppl lar. it doesn't really matter if i was caned.



so to hc n zah..here's my answer as to "jing shldn't be caned wad...else she wouldn't be so spoilt.." haha

Sunday, April 02, 2006


somehow..i think i can pass this pic off as a ghostly pic, a homo pic and a dumb pic.

ie. its a dumb ghostly homo pic.

its ghostly..cos u can only see my fren's head at the back. HAHAHAHA but thats all dan..im not saying u look lk a ghost. its just tt..........its only ur head. well...photographic evidence shows that u'r about a head taller...when we bend down.

Friday, March 31, 2006

love- nat king cole.


L is for the way you look at me,

O is for the only one I see,

V is very very extraordinary,

E is even more than anyone that you adore and



Love is all that I can give to you,

Love is more than just a game for two,

Two in love can make it ,

Take my heart yet please don't break it,

Love was made for me and you.



L is for the way you look at me,

O is for the only one I see,

V is very very extraordinary,

E is even more than anyone that you adore and



Love is all that I can give to you,

Love is more than just a game for two,

Two in love can make it,

Take my heart yet please don't break it,

Love was made for me and you.



Love was made for me and you.

Love was made for me and you.



nx, all i need to do is to dedicate the song. maybe to xiao long baos and rum n raisin ice cream!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

i did not pay for everything.


i do not care about the money.


i do not need the money back.


i am already disgusted. and i will remain disgusted.


STOP ASKING ABOUT IT. but thanks.

Monday, March 27, 2006

honestly, i wanted to blog one entry with lots of vulgar spewing from it. but i cannot be bothered. cos i realised that i am not angry anymore. and i think its cos i bitched abt it...to sammi, mer and mabs.

but the point is i am no longer angry, but i remain extremely disgusted. imagine looking at a $400 bill, and given $200 by 2/3 of the table. imagine that.

i guess people are gonna say money isn't that important.
fuck you.

i've no money. my family has no bloody money.

and i ended up paying for some fucking bastard who has TONS of money..but just doesn't want to pay.

i ended up paying cos someone was irresponsible enough to stand up and walk off and not pay anything even after that someone made merry.

i ended up learning this extremely expensive lesson. expensive. really expensive. i dun suppose it pricked them at all. i guess this celebration turned damn warped.



law. is such a selfish and vicious faculty. and i despise the kids i ate with today.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

i regret being such a brat. now im bloated. damn. i'll repent tmr.

Friday, March 17, 2006

i think it is sad how after rushing out a criminal law essay by 6 pm yesterday, i'm currently stuck doing the memorial rewrite for legal analysis, writing and research.



it's currently known as legal euthanasia.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

At this unearthly hour:


1.
Probably after 5 hours after i told sammi that i'm gg to retire frm my owl status. And he actually felt happy for me. So much for retiring into the night early to show my retirement from the owl clan.


2.
The very 1st issue for the bloody crim assignment is half-done. I've 3 blooooooody issues. Bloody. Literally. Well, in the questions, anway.



3.
I realised that i like law a lot. Because i can argue whatever i want, by twisting facts. It's so fun and interesting. And there's this sense of satisfaction after you manage to do so successfully. Of course, the next step is to start reading all my notes and listening in class. One day. One fine day. I'll do so soon.


4.
Comparing hectic schedules aint my cup of tea at all.



5.
Criminal law should not be taught in seminars. They should just dump us on our own, give us cases, hypotheticals and then let us discuss. Come on, i learnt so much more this way.


6.
I think i'm overly ambitious in wanting to submit the assignment on thursday so that i don't have to troop down to clementi on friday. Fearless. Not huo yuan jia.


7.
Candace misses me! Yay.


8.
I think tomorrow's newspaper will have another murder case!


9.
I really want to eat rum and raisin ice cream.


10.
Like how Joseph put it after hearing lj describe my blog, its really full of shit

SOMEHOW. I THINK I'M DOOMED TO HOOT AS AN OWL FOR MY WHOLE LIFE.

Sunday, March 12, 2006


HCl~ says:

u really love the art?

jing. says:

of cos

jing. says:

i love the artist more.

jing. says:

hahaha

HCl~ says:

i love the artist too



ahhhhhh...i'm loved.

Friday, March 10, 2006

so...during the journey (yes, journey) i embarked on 1 min ago, from the dining room to my room, i heard a piece of news that stunned me. (for all u stupid ppl, the living room happens to be the place where the bulk of the my journey took place.)



the newscaster went : Now, you can even take books out of the library to read! *beams*



is it just me? or is the newscaster/news room/mediacorp/singapore so bloody retarded that they totally forgot the fact that the purpose of a library is so that one can borrow a book out of the library and read it outside the library?



oh! the stupid things they try to promote for a stupid new building!

Thursday, March 09, 2006

the freaking weather is so hot. and im down with flu. and the blooooooody flu is making my nose hurt! i think i shall be renamed as rudolph soon.

i honestly think i'm cursed. 1st the insomnia. now the flu. i think its karma. its time i start attempting to shut up.


it sucks when u feel isolated. and yet contactable. ahhhhh. i shld move to an island. where there's no curse, no contact, and best of all, no flu virus.

admiral kRack - marquee and gazebos says:

ehz, what's up with bulimia and your heart bleeding? come tell me, who break your heart, i break his head.





SEE, PEOPLE! i want more of such stuff. :D shower love on meeeeeee.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

my heart bleeds.


but i can't do anything.

today, i made a new choice about the direction of my life.


i shall turn bulimic and start puking. cheeers!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

i am anorexic.


today, i had:

1. instant mee

2. guava

3. hot dog roll

4. seafood platter for 1

5. rice with egg with soup with fish

6. papaya.



i obviously failed in my attempt to be struck with anorexia.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

let me inform the world abt my latest plans!


1. in order to show how much i learnt from crim law, i shall eat western food. and wait for someone to come up to me n go "EATING AGAIN?" then i'll feel so provoked that i'll use the fork n poke him! and because i tripped, i ended up stabbing him instead. and besides, i'm a short kid. small ppl can get away with many things.



explanation:

a. Provocation is a defense for crimes.

b. as long as the offender is smaller than the deceased, the small offender can get away with many many many many things.



2. i shall wait patiently till kwan sang woo comes around. then i'll splash glue on myself, run into him and stick myself onto him. then i'll be with him for life.

Friday, March 03, 2006

today's the most horrendous day.



i can't believe i woke up at 530 am and couldn't go back to slp after that. and i slpt at 1 am! it's so wrong. i think i've been cursed. no one wakes up at some unearthly hour and stays awake with not more than 5 hrs of slp. omg. who cursed me. who exactly did this.